Hitrifying Hits

I remember the first time in thinking absolutely wonderful. And then now it's like a weekly thing. I feel like I write that every week and I really don't want it to ever become disingenuous. Basically, Lucy and I just started chatting at work one day. And I think the first time came out of us talking about the concept of hitrifying shit. When you know what it is, you just see it everywhere. Hitrifying is just like cringe-bleak stuff that hit couples do. Like, Pedia in public. Like, his and hers matching robes. Two bathroom sinks. His and hers bathroom sinks that are fully deeked out with like the Akaim