The New Valentine's Day Language

Emergency workers report that the damage from valentine's day is worse than previously projected. Entire buildings collapsed, leaving only rubble and shocky candy hearts. The city council recently moved to name dance as the official town language. Proponents say we need a unified language as it will save money on municipal signage and documentation. Opponents say that this move, if voted into law, is discriminatory against the physically handicapped. Less than ten % of nightvail citizens have ever taken a single dance lesson,. let alone achieved lifelong mastery of one of the most ethereal and difficult to grasp art forms.