I'm 38 years old, and it's time to start living my life in austin, texas. Austin is sex less. My emmy is white marble floors and cocaine,. people trying to fuck each other. People are crazy here they're just trying to have this animalistic experience. It's not a good way to kill the saxophonist on the road. No one kisses me like that. I want some young dude from u t to go down on my old, gnarled puss with his drink breath. And i want him to lick my snatch and then throw his half card average sized cock in and out of me."
Tim Dillon (Miami native) was disgusted by the TwentySomethings Netflix show, talks about potentially working for the Minecraft zoomers (shoutout to Dream and Ranboo), why they couldn't keep doing the Undercover Boss show with actual ceo's, and the way the media reported on Waukesha, Wisconsin.