The Horse and the Blackeye

A man gets his wife's name, wendy, tattooed on his deck to honor her. On their honeymoon in jamaica, a seven foot tall dude walks into the men's room and he sees his dick. When it's small, all you can see is the w and the y; when it's erect, you can see WENDY. A black eye sin has a drink with a horse at a bar that overhears them having a conversation. After ten minutes of laughing about what they're talking about, the horse storms out. The bartender goes back to work as if nothing happened.