What Skills Do You Have?

If America was going to be divided in a civil war, where would the modern day Mason Dixon line fall? It was time for a state by state fantasy draft. We've terraformed the states that have been red and blue to kind of create one land mass. Who sees themselves as conservative part of the red map here? Are these the states you would want? Oh, I much prefer the red states. What breaks your heart? Well, Arizona. Isn't that supposed to be a red state? Yeah. Where do you want to travel to? Well, I love California, but it's turned into such a **** hole.