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Not all Draculas are Morbiuses

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

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I Ran Myself Over With My Own Car and Totaled It in My Driveway

I ordered a car, and it's supposed to come between july fifteenth and august fifteenth. But i did this back in march. I was goin use my, like, optima,. Like, i think i could getke five grand for it, like, as the down payment for the tassla. And now i totaled that carsgot lexidio, like a ring camera. Video, no, thank christ, cause i never wan. Te tha obso say you could sell that for five grander, literally, five grands.

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