The Intergibiload

"I'm going to circle December 31st, 2036 better get shit done. Maybe they know we're going to die." "It's just something random that the I'm sure the system has picked just the date plus out of the air," says a customer on an AT&T intergibiload line. 'They all have such shit computers,' he adds about his phone company. "'Wind is a brisk business' ... That's what they say?" asks one man as another tries to call for help.