The Fear of Getting Junkie Disease

"I was only two stops away from home so I decided to toy with her a little. Nothing too harsh, just enough to pass the time until I could get off" "She got me a good few times in the butt cheek with that needle and although it only hurt a little for the next few days my big fear was that I'd gotten some kind of junkie disease like Hep C or HIV or something" The whole thing turned into a stand-up bit a few years later but even though he can tell the story these days with a smile on his face 'it doesn't change the fact that it was one of the scariest things that ever happened to him'