The Fucking 4th of July

On the 4th of July I was in 98% Hillary Clinton territory more like 90 because there's some people voting for Gary Johnson. Republicans are getting less than 5% territory on a rooftop with Michael's ex-wife and other people watching patriotic fucking American fireworks all around me. The Italians on my block who are just absolutely shooting off as many illegal fireworks at each other like it's a patriotism off everywhere and no one gives a shit about Twitter or America's original sin. It feels so much like you're in is a freshman year and you're not even at your own home place because you're smart enough not to live in a dorm, he says.