How to Take a Free Sample

I still remember the routine. It started talking about free samples at the food court and the mall. I was a big, fine-filled guy. What is this? Where rebel foods go on trial? Wait for the tag. You're going to fry for what you did chicken. But I talked about the free sample. This is the reason you had to move to Chicago. Oh my God, I had to run from my past. The routine was, I don't think I've ever really talked about this, not that it's hot take. When you do your own podcast, you get excited when you're like, I think I've found something I've never said out loud before