The Frog Boy Who Takes America by Storm

Mr Obama, many ordinary americans in your country report seeing sightings of a mysterious frog boy who shows up only when the fog is just right. What are your thoughts on the frog boy who has taken this nation by storm? It used to be that you could be an explorer, and people were afraid that, you know, you run into the wrong group of people, they're going to put you in a pot and boil you. And now it's all the same chemical garbage. The real problem we're having is, how can we explore each other? Because you have families grown up just one generation apart, and the world they lived in couldn't be any more different. They ain't