The Best Gift I've Ever Received on Valentine's Day

Best present I've ever received on Valentine's Day was a pair of football boots. The best one was from the year about 1819, like this girl knew that I hated and even today I hate rings. And she got me an OASIS CD or her just singing in a shit voice, stupid love songs. How long did the relationship last after that? I can't remember, but I don't think too long.