Introduction

Last week, airline easy jet removed the requirement for masks on flights. This week a hundred and 60 easy jet flights had to be cancelled because so many flight crew had coved. The government have published nine more symptoms of cove to add to the three we've had all along. We are one step away from the n h s line becoming a recorded message. Also not going away was partygate, which we are continually told the public are not bothered about - but opinion poles suggest the opposite. And it was also revealed that one of the downing street fixed penalty finds was given to the head of ethics who had brought her own carioke machine into use.