Maple Syrup, Is It Real?

The man came for a meal, and he's eating maple syrup with a fork off a plate. This is just odd behaviour. Then he drilled into his front door. I cant even get used to it. It goes down so easy. Is ot smooth. So smooh. Igav, be careful when he gets drunk. Hes agin, so chuggiefansiness. What i would do is rip a little piece of jerky. Yeit an exactly maple syrup. Thate you get in the store is not real maple syrup. It's made out of corn syrup. Don't double dips. That's good. Enna, it's a pepper stick. O.