How to Stop a Fucking Barfight

"I would watch 12 men standing in a circle very slowly taking bags off their hands going like uh oh," he writes. "Because it's the drama. It's the build up." He adds that when deers fight they slam their horns together and then have to kiss because nature is looking out for itself. But can you imagine if two like drunk people at a bar were like we're gonna have to fight about this and then they started fighting but then by the endlike their arms were just like stuck to get like hooked together? This would make a bar fight more like way more interesting.