The Rock Binder and Never Ending Story

My grandpa apparently held up a telephone pole once with his bare hands. I guess he smoked like six packs of camels a day and then one day woke up and was like, I don't want to smoke anymore and quit. He had a lot of insane stories and he'd be like, well, if you drank, I wouldn't believe you, but your stone cold sober. We're talking about fun with graph paper. It's all we had. Hey, we didn't have Snapchat back then kids. If you're listening more, operation does a storm.