O Oh, E You Don't. And if There's One Person Who You Can't Entice With Cool, It's My Pants

Donald trump is the least cool man in the world. He wouldn't even watch the teddy tummies because they don't wear pants. How would that even be possible? What do pence and trump have to bond over? Huh? Is is hanging out on the week end? Like, thanks for bringing me to this club, mike. The music's a little lame, but the ladies are looking good.