The Adventures of a Man Who Loved Splunking

John and his brother decided to rekindle their love for splunking at nuttyputty cave. It had been years since john had been inside any ave, and now he was a six foot tall, 200 pound man. He made it his goal to find the berth canal tunnel, despite the drawbacks. But soon the walls around him became smaller and smaller. The rocks pinched at his sides. And as he tried to crawl a bit further, he realized that he couldn't move forward. So he tried to push himself backward in order to keep from being stuck upside down with blood rushing to his head. After multiple attempts, they realized it was no use using all of his