The Arger and the Buttless Sink

My partner's grandparents have an arger and put everything on the fire to save the planet. His nan requested I put my sanitary products on the fire, which they said I wasn't comfortable with. She has since raided the outside bins to reduce waste by burning but has been met with all of my private rubbish. When confronting her, we're met with I've had kids nothing embarrass me. This has mortified us. Shall we stop having sex altogether? Shall I take my rubbish with me to work? Many thanks F. Lucy: "I think you did a bit harsh but... this next one is going back to Penis chat" Lauren: "When a little boy walked out