Russ McGurll and the Debt Ceiling

Zelda was born in Hyrule with point eight years slept in a cave for a hundred years. Thank God I had my tunic. My mama knit. Her golden hair made my heart pieces twirl. After the shit things settled down, me and Zelda in a Tenno town. But out of nowhere comes a guy called Ganon,. A Gerudo God with a dick like a cannon. It was there and then McGurll agreed that there was only one way to seal the deed. Now we're all fucking about three times daily. Carocks in the bed. Oh yeah, it's crazy. So remember folks, when you're in trouble, there's only one thing