The Last Will and Testament of William Shakespeare of Stratford

Did you know that William Shakespeare of Stratford didn't own a single book? If you want to send me a draft of your book, maybe I could offer some feedback. Seems to be a bit of a gap between the sonnet and the epitaph. Wouldn't you agree? Let's just say it lacks the spirit of generosity found in such surprising abundance in the man's place. Alright. Message saved. You have two new voice messages. To listen to your messages, press one. To change your personal options, press four. To disconnect, press star.