The Name of the Wheat Is Affecting Your Age

I worry that the kind of wheat you're getting is having the wrong effect. You shouldn't buy wheat that's called green crack. Or yelzalot. The name of the wheat should sound like headband or yoga mat. Oh, but I'm giving it up. We had this conversation. Listeners will know that you've said this before. Have you really going to commit? Once again... Don't lie to our listeners. He used to be a fucking asshole and work stoned. And he doesn't like to do that anymore. "You have less wrinkles than I do and you're older than me"