Observation's a Modern Day Philosopher

"I believe that president observation is a modern day philosopher and i for one and fully on board with his plan," says reporter. "He's not afraid to tell it like it is as a newscaster ... so why wouldn't they work on everybody else color this reporter relieved on behalf of myself and all of the increasingly desperate people in our great nation?" 'It's a horrible kind of foggy dreary day out isn't it,' he adds, adding: 'Things are rough all over'