Bisexual Massages

I was on a swingers dating app yesterday and got offered £50 to piss on someone's sculptures of bums if they could film it. I think this might be the making of a new career. That'll be a bloody Turner prize award in London next year. What happens if you're having a massage or a new front? Then you should tell. You know what they should do with your own massage tables? You've got one. Loads of love.