"It's just the season to manscaped. There is nothing remotely homosexual about shaving your dick with your dad and your brothers over the holidays," he says. "We all shave each other's dicks. We collect the pubes in a bucket in the middle of the room... And then we have little magnet faces and we make, we make beards with everyone's pubes."
Tim ponders the move to Florida, relays his Malibu Thanksgiving nightmare, trashes The Irishman, and remembers the people of a great Long Island dive bar from which he came from.
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