What I've Got on My Left Ankle Right Is Swollen?

I've just got this so many bits of me now that are sprained or sort of permanently inflamed. My left ankle has something which literally every physio I've ever shown it to has had to sort of sit down and go, bloody hell. It's on the wrong way around. The only advantage of that being you can wear two left shoes, which means that nicking shoes is walking the park. Of course, because left is actually technically right and backwards. Exactly. You've got to get what you can get. Wearing your welly next to a still-less. Is that? This isn't one of Colin's tricks, is it? I'll often say something