The Bell Guy

I was the, because they could tell that I could actually enunciate pretty well. They made me the, what's called the lectern, which is the guy who reads, you know, certain passages. In Boston, nobody enunciates. You know, everyone else just sounded like they had a bunch of clam shells in their mouth. And then I, and the corner,  and on the third day he rose in full filth of the scripture. He'll come again and glory to judge the living and the dead. But I envy the, youknow, like you get to ring the bells. That was a bell guy. I was like, I'm a bell