The Importance of Sexual Relations in America

"My first sex gander was Clinton Lewinsky. And that's how Bill Clinton ended up being my first ever celebrity impersonation, because I was six years old going into school," he says. "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky. But I didn't know what any of these things were." He adds: 'America's still must frustrate itself literally at the feet of our Duchess's'