Scott Adams' Early Comics

Early Dilbert is not based around office humor. He's pretty bad at naming his characters to start. His first pick for Dogbert's name is Dildog. That is, if the name of your character is just Dildo with an extra letter stuck on it, that is probably not gonna make publication. I think Dildo should be brought back. Save Dildo. You can't do shit. These guys in your white suits just like dragging a rowboat down the highway. Oh my fucking god. OK. Let's go back away from you. You take hold of that fuck. No, no, no. It's fine. Bring it, bring it on, Navy.