The Oviedo Dick Cryptid

Have you heard of the oviedo dick monster? Sightings go back to 20 15. It's seven feet tall, maybe taller when it's fully erect. Instead of walls on the bottom, where they would serve if it was pointing up, it has two little legs. The storyis sort of, sort of all over the place, but everyone agrees it's big Dick. Its big, big olddi dong cryptid.