Why Should You Always Be in the Trees Behind Your House Instead of the Toilet?

Caleb asks, dear hank and john, on our recent episode of the pod, you mentioned how we americans waste a tremendous amount of water flushing toilets unnecessarily. The bigest way that we waste water is lawns. Would peing in the trees behind my house be a better alternative to flushing every time i use the toilet? Narwalls and spatulas? Caleb, oh gosh, yes. Ah, well, you kdon thit settle them, caleb, john has your answer for you. Get out in your back yard. Don't mind the neighbors and water some trees. Ok? I think, i, i think we've probably plumbed