Yeah, but it all came out as, you know,

it's that Doppler effect. You were going

by so quickly. Oh yeah, Doppler plus Deutsch unintelligible. Yes.

So it was nice of you to yell out at me.

Thank you. Did you have, I thought you had a baggie of delicious calories. Is that accurate? Probably not accurate. I don't think I walk around

much with food. And if I did have some food, I'd probably make David Hopping hold it. Oh, David. David is still alive. Well, yes, despite my best efforts. He's being kept alive. He's being kept alive. Oh, wonderful. He's on a saline drip that's keeping him alive right now. Oh, excellent.

Like in seven.

May I say

hello? Oh, perfect. Thanks. Bringing Brad Pitt back. I like it,

yes. Well, my bicycle pal. Yeah. Okay, so I'm getting this image of your life, but you're also very enterprising. You've been in movies. You've been in television. Yes. You're always on the go. You're always... Flula is slowly but surely taking over the world, yes? Well, as a German, that's illegal, and I would never admit to this. I have... Taking what I meant. I didn't mean to imply anything. I'm saying you are... Invading. Yeah, you are invading media with your... You are... I'm subtly gathering stamps on my passport, fully

legally and with everyone's consent. You are blitzkrieging Hollywood with your talent. I am just very subtly showing up with a cake and a smile. A

air show of talent. No, no, no, you are- Daintily prancing around. Now, I had the pleasure of going to Berlin with you. Remember when we were in Berlin together? I remember this, yes. And this was fascinating for me because I got to see you in your home environment. And I noticed that a lot of the German people are very comfortable with nudity.

Oh, very much, yes. And you seemed very comfortable with nudity, too. I'm also German, so I'm part of this Venn diagram you have just described.

Now, I, for example, not comfortable with my nudity at any time.

You did not enjoy having your penis exposed on the

beach. No, no. I wear a full on formal tuxedo when I take a shower. But you, you, on the other hand, I noticed very comfortable with it. Have you tried that here in the States? And and what's the reaction been?

Oh, exposing my genitalia.

Just walking. Yeah, I don't mean just genitalia, but I mean, letting your body be free of all clothing. Have you been nude in America? And how has that gone over for you?

It has gone in awkward ways. I try to have you seen the show Austin Powers and the murder mystery man? Oh, I don't know the name. International murder. International man of mystery. Yeah. In the beginnings, it is the credits. He's always like turning around. Oh, maybe we will see his pee pee. But no, it's a broccoli. And then he turns around and he's like, what is that? Oh, it's an M1 Abrams tank or something. And so this is how I try to present it to myself in America because I know everyone is terrified

of nudity here. Okay. Well, I don't know if they're terrified of it, but it can be inappropriate quickly. I'm told you boarded an American Airlines flight completely nude. That's the kind of thing that's not cool. I was wearing flip-flops. Okay. So it's inaccurate. Okay, well, the news accounts I read did not mention the

flip-flops. Well, you didn't read deep enough or they are terrible reporters.

Okay, well, this was the New York Times and the Wall Street Journal. These are fine papers. Oh, Nicholas Kristof. Okay, yeah, okay. He

apparently was sitting in the row opposite you. Yeah, well, we are no longer on speaking terms. You

weren't friends until you boarded

this flight. Until I just heard this news of my flip-flops being omitted. In general, you're doing well? Life is good? Oh, I am absolutely terrible, Conan. Why? The world is on fire. Oh, people always say that. Really? Mathematically, no one that is now alive will be alive in 222 years. Oh, my God. I didn't realize that. Just think about this.

I made all these plans.

I know. So now you have to execute those plans immediately. Do it all tomorrow. You know, don't wait what they say. Wait tomorrow. And it's too late for today to make it. So you should have it. You should do it now. I can't believe that hasn't been a poster. I think Benjamin Franklin. No.

Yeah. Benjamin Franklin, as he was stroking out, said that. Don't put to tomorrow what today can be done the other day. if you put if you go forward another day and

then please relight my stove and there's some lightning there's a storm coming someone put tie a key to a kite tie a key and make me an omelet

let me ask you something how familiar are you with american history are you are you are you do you consider yourself i mean you've come to this country we welcome you thank open arms, as America does sometimes. But do you consider yourself an American citizen now? Do you think you're comfortable in these ways? I am very confused every time about everything, but I'm also very excited.

I love to learn. I'm like a sponge. You can just dump things into me, Kalman.

You don't dump things into a sponge. A sponge sort of goes over the, it's an inaccurate metaphor. Yeah, and you

added a U to the sponge just now. I'm sorry about G Oh, see? Jesus. I took your U and added

it to sponge. So I'm Gowarly again. Okay. It's Gowarly and sponge. All right. Okay.

So. A wonderful tag team detective show. Yeah. Gowarly and sponge. They took the U from Gowarly and added it to sponge. Yeah. So it's Gowarly andound. Better than Thelma and Louise. Whenever I'm done speaking to you, I'm very stupid. Also, also. So you don't get smarter. By speaking to myself, never. No, no. To me, when I'm done speaking to you, I'm very dumb always. I'm going to go home. I'll probably have to be driven home because I'm not safe to drive after speaking to you because I'm so stupid.

Yes, I get it. So, Conan, when other people speak to me, it's like, you know, people like, oh, you should have your teapot open and ready to receive more tea. But I have the top. The top is on. What? So if you put. I don't understand at all. Imagine a submarine. Yeah. How do we get to a submarine? Imagine how many liquids and waters and airs enter a submarine. Yes. That is my brain when we speak.

Okay. Very good. I'm going to change the topic to your topic I was trying to talk about, which is you and America. What about this country confuses you?

A lot of this, there's much driving, not much. Do you have a burp? Is that a thought? I just burped. Oh, okay. I

just quietly burped. I'm drinking a lot of water and I just burped into the little microphone. But you also

leaned up

a bit, so I didn't know if you- I wanted you to see that I

was burping. But the, so that was purely burped. That was not a toot burp. I

can't do the both at the same time. You can't. I'd be in the almanac if I could do that. That's a flurp, yes. What's that? A flaut and a blurb. Okay, now I'm so stupid my heart's not beating. You've just taken me down to baseline activities that are uh that are run by the cortex are gone yes

you're in the seventh level of the titanic you're just shoveling that coal but no no cuisines are being cooked you uh

do you like america it

is very enjoyable to me i feel very lucky i have received a career thanks to you and also other americans who have employed me so vielen dank and thank you, Conan. Christopher, is it correct? O'Brien. Conan Christopher O'Brien. Very good. That is my name. I've Googled you. Yes.

Oh, you have? Yes.

Yeah. You are a comedian and also a host. A host. Yeah. Do you also say ghost? Yeah, ghost. Ghost and host. Ghost. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Geist. Geist. Geist. Geist. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Geist is like your spirits. Geist is an actual small... Can we speak German? Yeah, if you want. Na klar. So,

a red head can't understand... Yeah, he doesn't understand anything.

Yeah. He doesn't understand anything. Okay, guys, guys, guys. Yeah? I feel like I'm the odd man out at the UN. What's going on here? We were saying, can

we talk so that you can understand?

Oh, very nice. Well, that's really, that's some real hospitality there.

Sorry, Bangladesh.

Now, how much German do you speak? Nur ein

bisschen Deutsch,

aber nicht sehr gut. I'm joining in. Oh, hast du nicht verstanden? Nein, nicht verstehen Sie mich? Oh, ich griebe.