The Chaise Are Fuckin' All Over It

Joseph chestnut Mabe won the first major leek eating contest in two thousand and one. He went on to win every single year for six years, until he was discovered as an american celebrity. The chais were constantly trying to find a new champion so that they could keep their operation popular. They wanted someone who had some American cultural clout. Joseph Chestnut Mabe is exactly who they are looking for. His dad's name is merlin; his mom calls him "Mabe"