The Solution to Everything Is to Hang

I would go with something more appropriate for these people like some kind of eco-death. You know, put them in a mushroom suit. I definitely think the solution to everything is to undercover boss all the workuses. And just have like every time there's a hot day, you know, as Rex Tillerson goes, into his shift at the waffle house, his fellow coworkers are like, thanks motherfucker.