The Oddest Things in the Universe

Jesus procured a four drachma coin to keep the peace and not come off as all offensive to tax collectors. God wanted to memorialize the siege of Jerusalem, so he instructed his servant Ezekiel to construct a model of the entire city. He's literally playing army with Jerusalem. Can you imagine the people of Israel watching a guy using all these little sort of action figures? I mean, that's what he's doing.