How to Get a New Mustache

A seagull stole my mustache once it could happen to anyone at any time no my mustache wasn't stolen I shaved it off by accident and now I'm worried that nobody will know what to think of me after all. Back in the 90s everybody was growing mustaches by drinking milk they called them get this milk mustaches. While milk mustaches can be very beautiful they can also be very fragile back to the drawing board on to plan B  the B stands for bail of hay where did you get that bail of hay storage with this hay we can simply glue a new mustache on to your face a perfect substitute okay just a little bit of hay here look for a mirror Be careful