You Should Buy a Joke Book

The new secretary in my office is a black woman, and baked cookies for the office. I sarcastically said, i hope you slaved over these all night. She stared at me, and i saw pure evil in her eyes. The question now is, do i eat one, or is it unspoken that they're now off limits for me? A, ye, you made a joke and it wasn't funny. If it was funny, it would have been funny. But to say that in front of all the people at the office, i don't know what to tell you, but you're seetures is cunt. And you don't give a shit. You don't