Do You Have to File a Police Report?

"It's just one of those things that libertarians eventually get to be like," he says. "I mean, unless there's a dead body, I feel like I can resolve most situations." The last time he called the police was when his checking account got hacked and they said you have to file a police report if you want the insurance through the bank to take care of it. He gets great stories about people who don't believe him but are willing to do what he asks.