Alison Spittle
Catharsis
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The Importance of Birthday Cake
I'm never going to be able to eat a slice of birthday cake. I don't like the whole idea of, I think birthday cake is my favorite. It just sticks to the roof of my mouth. There's no purpose in it for the mouth at all. Imagine if someone came up to you and you were going to eat some pasta. You're not going to eat it. That person's a bad man. I'm offering this with a side of germs. Do you think sponge is a thing? Is it not moist enough for me?
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