The Little Fucker

When Alan was 21 he moved to the United States and via four years working on cruise ships and a wander around various states ended up in California, which is where he is now. He recalls how his mother collected porcelain dolls for what he can only presume is reasons of closeted sadism as those fuckers are terrifying. One day during one of these idiocy-fueled Communions with a denison of hell shit started to get wild my mother I love that denison ofHell. Also, sorry if you hear crackling either I have some kind of dubious gift or it or I opened a door I've been unable to close ever since.