The Milky Way and the Milk Chocolatey Way

On average the universe is about 80 percent dark matter in terms of mass. Dwarf galaxies have much more dark matter Than typical like they can be up to 99.99 Dark matter Wait, are you saying the milky way should actually be called the milk chocolatey way? It's really a river of dark deliciousness with a few sprinkles of marshmallows Like the stars are the marshmallows on top of the dark matter hot cocoa Right?