The European Championships

Europe beat the USA to retain the Tilda B trophy with some outstandingly rapid major operations under pressure. Star British surgeon Stratton Brown from St Trevor's Hospital for the Inert made the decisive play when he performed a kidney transplant in a British record three minutes and eighteen seconds. The American world champion trio of Skinner, Gaston, Robshaw performed their signature treble boob job in a season's best 79.65 seconds.