The Last Supper

Judy Greer: I only have one that's not super, super dirty or potentially offensive. Do you have a joke that you can pull out of your pocket? You do have a joke. Here's my joke. How do you get a sorority girl to suck your dick? Because they like ranch dressing. That was my stupid lady. But my real joke is this. It's like a story joke. So it's the last supper. And Jesus and his disciples are all sitting around the table and they're full. He stands up and says, tonight, one of you will be train me. The disciples are like, what the fuck? Oh my God.