Isn't It April Fools to Use Chick Pea Juice?

Egg whites are used and cocktails a lot, and i don't like it. But when you use chick pea juice instead of egg whites,i'm telling yeu lads, it's perfect. And it's actually nicer, because you get this lovely, there's a kind of a protein flavor to it,. So there you go. No one's going to fock an believe me, that. I'm putting the juice of of a tino chick pease into it, into an alcoholic drink. There you go. That's not an april fools that i had to say it.