Why Seizing Greenland Would Be Stupid

Look, if you’re still scrolling Twitter for shitty takes on why the Arctic is "strategic," do yourself a favor and put down your phone (after you hit play on this episode). It's a choke point for ICBMs and the GIUK gap, not a brand new new real estate discovery. Tada :) The real story isn't about rare earths or buying ice - it’s about the raw power disparity between a superpower and a NATO ally that’s historically had to swallow American sovereignty on its own soil.

Meanwhile, in Tehran, the "analytical trap" is to dismiss the protests as just another 2009. But with oil sub-$50, no off-ramps, and a regime showing actual cracks, the question isn’t if things change - it’s whether the IRGC is ready to trade an 87-year-old Supreme Leader for a seat at the table.

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Timestamps:

(00:00) - Intro

(00:57) - Iran's Economic Crisis and Protests

(02:49) - US-Iran Relations and Potential Outcomes

(11:57) - Historical Analogies and Regime Change

(17:21) - Greenland's Strategic Importance

(24:37) - US-Denmark Relations and Sovereignty Issues

(34:49) - Denmark's Historical Significance and WWII Heroics

(35:36) - The Stupidity of Invading Greenland

(35:54) - Republican Senators' Opposition

(37:44) - Senator Kennedy's Southern Charm

(40:34) - Trump's 19th Century Worldview

(41:31) - The Importance of NATO and Denmark's Role

(41:58) - Greenland's Resources and American Interests

(42:37) - Europe's Response to Trump's Greenland Obsession

(49:37) - Geopolitical Realities and American Ignorance

(01:01:34) - The Complexity of Geopolitical Analysis

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Referenced in the Show:

Greenland Breakdown - https://jashap.substack.com/p/greenland

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