It's the Most Letterful Time of the Decade

The invention of writing was really what made this it possible for this to be the most letterful time of the eon. Dinosaurs didn't send so many letters those days, and neither did mollusks. Hey, remember the nineties when people started mailing letters, fell low, but now they're back. It's too bad it takes so long for us to get to the letters you sent us. Maybe they'll be relevant to this time of the year, but possibly not this year.