Imitation of Spider-Man in the ladies' toilet is 'fascinating', he says. He explains that there are four different ways to sit down, stand up or wipe from the back - so it's not just 16 possibilities but 20,000. I'm sorry, what? Sorry, because you've got to combine that. Paul: "Sometimes you do go into the toilet and see that the P is splattered everywhere" You're a white note! No, we need some mystery. It's gone too far.