Ep 192: Helen Bauer
Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
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How to Eat a Bowl of Mayonnaise
It's tricky eating a bowl of mayonnaise. To be fair, my brain took about three mouthfuls to realize it was cream. Would you eat Simon Mayut? I'd eat anything at a push. So we'll start with still a sparkling mortar. Do you have a preference? Sparkling please. And I'd like the medium because I don't want to go mad. Do you want this to be German spark the mortar? Yeah, go on German sparkling water. Let's go for like, like classic fucking like big glass bottle that I can put back in and get money back for.
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