The Fear of Being Eaten by a Cheater

Britain's dreams of being the bulgiest team in Europe are over for another four years. Spain were consistently irascible throughout and now progressed to a potentially thrilling semi-final against the explosive but occasionally too sulky Italians. Josiah Krebel announced his retirement after a 15-year career that has included a world title two patty of the year awards and a world record bout of toad rage. Roger Federer won the Man of the Match award for his six-love six-three win over Guillermo Canyas at the Madrid Masters last week. All the seeded species go through to the semifinals where eagles will play Lions, humans dogs and horses will take on sharks