The Satanic Smear: Procter & Gamble's Absurd Rumors

This chapter explores the bizarre rumors linking Procter & Gamble to satanic practices during the 1980s, focusing on the chaos that ensued as the company fielded an influx of concerned calls from the public. Through humorous anecdotes and satirical commentary, the speakers recount attempts by the company’s management to clarify the outrageous claims, including press conferences and community meetings. The narrative highlights the cyclical nature of misinformation and the absurdity of public anxiety in the face of unfounded allegations.